Tithes, Tomatoes, and Telenovelas: Sonia Adesuwa vs Jude Ighalo in the Ultimate Drama Series!

Ladies and gentlemen, grab your popcorn because the real-life episode of “Keeping Up with the Ighalos” just dropped, and it’s got more drama than a Nollywood blockbuster!

Episode Title: “Tithing, Tomatoes & the Witch Chronicles!”

THE BACKSTORY: A TITHE FOR A TUSSLE

So, here’s how it all started. Nigerian footballer Jude Ighalo recently went online, beaming with pride as he revealed his 20-year streak of paying 10% of his earnings as a tithe to the church. That’s two whole decades of faithfully ‘credit alerting’ God—no outstanding balance, no late fees! 🏦🙏

But wait! Before the holy praises could finish echoing, enter Sonia Adesuwa, his ex-wife, ready to spill the tea—and honey, she brought a whole kettle!

SONIA’S HOT TAKE: FROM TITHE TO TOMATOES!

Sonia wasn’t buying the “holier-than-thou” narrative. In a now-deleted Instagram story (you know, because screenshots are forever), she dropped a shade bomb:

“This is coming from someone whose elder sister sells garri and tomatoes in a kiosk. This boy is insane as hell!”

Oh snap! From tithes to tomatoes—this escalated faster than Lagos traffic at rush hour!

Sonia also hinted that while Ighalo might be making pastors’ wallets fatter, his own siblings were, allegedly, a public nuisance. Ouch! Not only that, but she also claimed his siblings and their entire families live under Ighalo’s roof. Hmm, talk about turning a mansion into a mini refugee camp!

MANSIONS FOR PASTORS, BUT FAMILY NEVER CHOP?

Sonia then questioned Ighalo’s priority in giving 10% of his income to pastors while his family allegedly struggled.

“10% to Aza Men pastors when your family never chop finish. No be juju be that?”

Not gonna lie, that punchline was as spicy as suya on a Saturday night! 😆

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THE ‘WITCHY’ PLOT TWIST

Just when you thought the drama had hit its peak, Sonia switched gears, this time dragging Ighalo’s mother into the mix. She didn’t just throw shade—she unleashed an eclipse!

She accused Ighalo’s mom of being a witch, manipulating wills, and even practicing secret cult rituals back in Ekpoma.

“Your aunty don first even talk say the day wey that witch go die, ground no go settle to bury her; she must sht and vomit all the innocent blood first.”*

Bruh! At this point, the story turned into a full-blown horror flick. Somebody call the producers of “Juju Diaries” because we might just have the next script ready!

THE FINAL TAKE: FACT OR FICTION?

While this might seem like the juiciest episode of “The Real Ex-Wives of Nigerian Celebrities,” it’s crucial to take it all with a pinch of salt (and maybe a whole bottle of water). Whether truth or exaggeration, Sonia’s allegations have certainly kept social media buzzing.

But seriously, with all this drama, maybe it’s time for Sonia and Ighalo to sit down, hash things out, and possibly sign a Netflix deal. After all, this storyline is simply chef’s kiss drama!

OVER TO YOU!

What do you think of this back-and-forth between Sonia and Jude Ighalo? Do you believe the accusations, or is this just another case of “exes behaving badly”? Share your thoughts in the comments!

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